Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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