Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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