And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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