you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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