Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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