summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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