I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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