is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
