I'm really into asian looking animals
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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