Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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