I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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