i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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