I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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