The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
sarcasm needs its own font
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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