I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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