Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This girl is more easily done than said...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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