I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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