i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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