I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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