I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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