they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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