I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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