woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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