i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
