I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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