weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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