I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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