I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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