My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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