She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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