Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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