sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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