dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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