is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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