Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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