But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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