Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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