And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
