my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
