Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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