By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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