Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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