Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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