He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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