Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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