You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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