Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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