she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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