You're completely useless in the revolution.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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