: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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