the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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