I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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