So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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