He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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