could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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