It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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