...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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