He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
