So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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