I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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