in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
