Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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