Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I need a beard to bite.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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