Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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